Thank you to all of you who entered the Only Tyler new release contest.I’m happy to announce that I received such cool answers, I couldn’t be subjective enough to judge them all. So, a third party did the honors:
The winner of a $10 book voucher from My Bookstore and more is Deb.
And the winner of a $10 book voucher from Books on Board, is Dayanna.
Congrats to both of you. I hope you enjoy your shopping!
I wanted to share one contest entry I received. I thought it was brilliant. However the contestant had an unfair advantage of being an author herself, so I made the undemocratic decision of excluding her from the contest. Don’t worry. She was cool with it, I swear. Okay, yes, I had to bribe her first, but then she was cool about it.
Anyway, here is Vivian Arend’s brilliant answer to the question: Why should you win the vouchers?
I Intriguing issues impact intelligence incredibly.
N Naturally naughty nuance nabs noteworthy niche.
E Excellent education equals extreme eloquence.
E Endlessly eccentric endeavors entertain enthusiastically.
D Dangerous desires delight and de-stress dozens of dazzling damsels.
B Brawny bicep bulging balances brilliant brains. Beautiful!
O Otherworldly opportunities occur to ordinary occupants.
O Outrageous oracy opened one’s outstanding ovations.
K Knowing keyword kibosh’s kill? Kudos! Knowledge kicks.
S Seductive sensuality stimulates spectacular success.
Lol, isn’t it brilliant?
(Altho I’m not exactly sure what ‘outrageous oracy opened one’s outstanding ovations’ means. But the rest is brilliant!)